Friday, September 19, 2014

Superlatives

This is the trip that just keeps on giving.  On our final night together our our two leaders David Dekle and Scott Wingard shared with the team the superlatives from the trip.  These will probably mean more to the team than to anyone else, but even the inside jokes are funny.  Enjoy!
disclaimer:These are funny. No one was or should be offended by these rather creative categories that were apparently revealed to Scott and David even before the team was formed.



Most likely...

to have bug spray- Rebecca Elkin
to have lice- Laura Altman
to NOT have lice- Scott Wingard
to be mistaken for the owner of the Honduyate- Bobby Turner AKA "The Mule"(see below)
Can you guess who is who?
to provide patients with a "good" experience- Ruth Crews
to NOT provide patients with a "good" experience- Bill "Guermo" Trotter
to miss a plane trying to take a photo with the delayed timer feature- Andy Jones
to cause and explosion in LaGuama- Chris Fox
to be the dentist on Extreme Makeover Honduras- Randy Arnold

to bring EVERYONE she knows the next time she comes to Honduras- Kim Willingham
to be featured on the most Honduran Instagram photos- Erin Willingham
to choke a Honduran Interpreter if they don't leave her daughter ALONE- Kim Willingham
to do pilate at the Honduyate- Nan Watson (see what they did there? <====)
to pray Bobby does not return to Gracewood- Mia Williams
to lead someone to Christ on the trip- Marvin Goodin
to apply topical anesthetic before injections-Nan Watson
to share a patient spit cup- Ryan Galey
to learn a new trade/best utility player- Julie Brooks
to say, "Bring me my brown pants."- Chris Fox
to need a new boat motor- Richard (owner of the Honduyate)
to stroke out trying to get us all on the bus before the storm hits- Allison
to chase girls- Grahmbo Sizemore

Best end of day perm-Kaye Simpson
Best looking- David Dekle (Remember, these are supposed to be funny)
least likely to be able to fix his own car- Ernie
Best clinic hefe-Scott Wingard
Best hug-Madi Sizemore
Best Smile- Chase Sizemore
Most likely to get the bus stuck- Gustavo

 Most likely to make an impact on Honduras for Christ- The whole Sizemore Family!





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